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November 17 2017

avengerlexa:

taylor: “king of my heart”

me:

November 15 2017

5528 96ba

hoebutmadefashion:

katara:

Twitter is a different universe

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

rbccasutter:

tfw ur dyin in america @ the end of the millennium :////

blueeyesshyskies:

Petition to cancel Jonny Depp and instead replace him in all the pirates of the Caribbean movies with Katie McGrath

November 14 2017

justyouraveragedesi:

*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you

noelleakopian:

can someone, anyone, PLEASE honor jane austens vision, and adapt pride and prejudice as it was intended: with lesbians

4319 d234

harryfeatlouis:

a sunburnt niall is a sassy niall +

thegazingabyss666:

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait.

putaminaj:

Me coming out of my depression hibernation and rejoining life like nothing happened

hairbleached:

here’s a toast to my reeeaaal friends, they don’t care about that HESAIDSHESAID and here’s to my baaaaaby, he ain’t reading what they CALLMELATELY and here’s to my maaaaama, had to listen to ALLTHISDRAMA

iamwizz:

thisiselliz:

thisiselliz:

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

marzipanandminutiae:

elfman98:

hotdadcalendar:

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

vodouist:

to all the pretty girls who follow me (which is every single one of you) : thanks

trashrabbits:

bliss-luxury:

I just want to be someone’s “wow”

bombing:

the ideal date is coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over

willow:

je suis sick of this shit

aminaabramovic:

who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and it’s the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when it’s about to close in 15 minutes

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

a-splash-of-stucky:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray


Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.

His erection springs free. Holy cow!

Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

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I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

Y’know what? This makes me feel a hell of a lot better about the quality of my writing 😂 😂

November 13 2017

thoughtslostandfound:

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

princesszeldaz:

Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave

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