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May 21 2018

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applesbananaspie:

me forever

class-struggle-anarchism:

cannae believe Prince Harry went and married Angela Merkel 

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lex–aeterna:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

lesbiantaurean:

xeppeli:

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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adaemonie:

marinavermilion:

rockfeels:

I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA WHICH ACTORS CANONIZED THIS 

Their names are Lucy Scherer (Glinda) and Roberta Valentini (Elphaba), they played in German production of Wicked, and yes, they’re amazing :)

I saw them in WICKED as a small baby dyke and honestly THAT KISS… my gay heart is still not over it lol

cosantiago:

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

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marvelgifs:

I’m not gonna launch those ships. Captain’s orders.

barsnips:

ancientgreeksuggestions:

ancientgreeksuggestions:

Change ur mistress into a cow so your wife doesn’t catch you cheating

Appoint a guy with eyes all over his body to guard the cow so your husband can’t have sex with her anyways

If the url didn’t have the word greek in it to cue me in on the ridiculousness of Greek mythology I would just assume I had encountered the best shitposter on this whole website

advice for mistresses, concubines and courtesans

renaissancesuggestion:

1. don’t open his missive, you know he only writes because he’s consumed too much wine

2. instruct your servants not to allow him entry, you’ll have to remove him from your villa again

3. do not agree to be on congenial terms, you know you’ll end up having congress again

and if you’re copulating, you’re not getting over him

ouc-h:

being “raised right” doesn’t mean you don’t drink, party, and smoke being raised right is how you treat people, your manners & respect

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femmetay:

taylor swift wins the BBMA for best female artist, may 20th 2018

May 20 2018

hustlerose:

in this essay, i will explode

themysticinnkeeper:

isilverandcold:

minor inconvenience: happens

my anxiety:

I really like the analogy of an anxiety disorder being like an annoying anti-virus alert popping up in response to the most minuscule thing.

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annevbonny:

excuse me

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shiftythrifting:

If these had been anywhere near remotely comfortable, they would have been mine.

May 19 2018

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presidentgay:

pregnanttoastdumplings:

presidentgay:

presidentgay:

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out.
what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

You really hate women don’t you

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

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tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

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