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February 07 2018

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swietlik:

I know it’s always been there.

February 05 2018

virgoos:

family member: why do you even care so much about gay rights??

gay person about to invent being an ally: oh? You haven’t heard?

petrichoralpink:

Obama: ”I have no more campaigns to run”

*republicans clap*

Obama: “I know, because I won both of them.”

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itspiperchapman:

me when my NOTP kiss vs. when my OTP kiss

crypticdatesuggestions:

Date your local necromancer. When you’re feeling down, they’ll help raise your spirits.

jonahryantology:

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

vonisv:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

Tumblr 2018 prediction

As the “FBI Agent Watching Me” meme gets bigger, people begin drawing their FBI-sonas, and come up with headcanons for their respective agents. A few of these characters (basic white guys, probably with white hair) get popular, as the Onceler, Sans and Komeda did. Some shipping wars commence. FBI-sona discourse ensues. I finally delete my goddamn tumblr.

unrelatableuserboxes:

unrelatableuserboxes:

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fartgallery:

*bees dancing to communicate*

bee cop [breakdancing gently]: im sorry, your wife is dead

bee [twerking]: no… how could this have happened

bee cop [moonwalking]: she was eaten by a bird. it was quick and painless

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fartgallery:

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

friendraichu:

platypus426:

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

bisappho:

alignment: chaotic bisexual

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note-a-bear:

mapsontheweb:

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

For some reason I absolutely hate this information

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argumate:

wonderytho:

me irl

these fbi headcanons are getting quite detailed

hijerking:

teamrocketing:

and they were valid

oh my god they were valid

marisaauntmay:

every breath you take by the police was written abt me tracking my amazon packages

February 04 2018

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sinuata:

classic-art:

Shepherd Boy Pointing at Tobias and the Angel

Abraham Bloemaert, c. 1625-1630

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